Kava Crew Rumours

Unsubstantiated stories from around the Tanoas

FRU Name Seruvakula To Act In Bollywood Blockbuster

Rumours in Fiji are that a French Top 14 Club Coach and a Tier One rugby nation Coach lead the shortlist of candidates who have applied to take over as Head Coach of the Flying Fijians. In a puzzling move, […]

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Eddie Jones For Flying Fijians?

Recently retired or shoved-out-the-door Wallabies Head Coach, Eddie Jones has ruled out coaching Wales, Ireland or Scotland. So what about sunny Fiji? We thinks Fast Eddie would produce magic with the Flying Fijians with his sharp rugby mind and big

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Jarome Luai Going Going Gone . . .

Wests Tigers are gearing up to throw A$1Million plus cash at star Panthers five-eighth Jarome Luai as a circuit breaker to get off the bottom of the NRL ladder. The Samoan’s flamboyant, off-the-cuff style of attack could be a perfect

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Guess The Christmas Gifts For Dolphins, Cowboys & Eels?

With the Christmas décor going up and the NRL pre-season underway every Club is hoping for some good from Santa this Christmas the Dolphins Christmas gift – one or two more elite players for a deep finals run, and if

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Thieves Rob SARU House While Boks Celebrate

While “The South African” media outlet ran with this headline yesterday: “Were All Blacks ROBBED of 2023 Rugby World Cup title?” a couple of thieves broke into SARU House and stole computers, Springboks jerseys and other items. Meanwhile, players and

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Can The Broncos Go All The Way In 2024?

In the just-released NRL draw for 2024, the Broncos will get a huge leg-up in their bid to go one better and win the title this season, while the Sharks are looking at a soft draw. Meanwhile, the Rabbitohs have

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NZ Warriors Will Be Lethal With Tuivasa-Sheck Back On Deck

Watch out Australia – the New Zealand Warriors’ favourite son is back. Roger Tuivasa-Sheck is switching back to the NRL on a mission. The former Dally M Medallist is set to slot in to the centres, with Charnze Nicoll-Klokstad remaining

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Awesome Selection Of The Best Interviews From RWC2023

AWESOME interviews – winners and losers, lots of emotions as only sport can deliver, especially such a physical game like rugby. From Siya Kolisi, Johnny Sexton, Eddie Jones and Ardie Savea plus all the others interviewed at Rugby World Cup

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Rugby Australia To Investigate What Went So Wrong

Rugby Australia has locked in a three-member panel to conduct an external review into what went wrong for the Wallabies in 2023, including their humiliating exit from the World Cup in the group stage under Eddie Jones. Former Wallabies skippers

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“Sack the TMO” Sir Steve Hansen Is Spot On

Sir Steve Hansen is spot on. As we have raised so many times before, the TMOs are killing rugby. To support our case, we re-post our sports quote of the year below: “We’re just finding ways to get people who

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