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Hilarious Rugby League World Cup Final Streaker #RLWC2021

BBC coverage of the #RLWC Final between Australia and Samoa did not show a man wearing red lingerie and sporting what appeared to be a wig streaking around Old Trafford, entertaining the crowd as he evaded security guards before being […]

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Toa Samoa Fans Reach Out To Black Adam For Help

Toa Samoa fans have launched a campaign to get Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson supporting Samoa for their historic Rugby League World Cup final against Australia this weekend. Samoa is only the sixth nation to ever qualify for a RLWC final, and the

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WOW What A Pass! 

BREAKING NEWS: Blackpool forward Jake Daniels has come out as the first openly gay active professional footballer in Britain and his announcement has been immediately met with much love and support. So when will we see the first openly gay player in the

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FOX Sports Versus Our World Famous Tips For NRL Round 8

Who makes the more accurate Tips – FOX Sports or TEIVOVO Rugby? Our world famous Tips for NRL Round 8: the Rabbitohs to poo poo the Panthers tonight, the Eels to boo boo the Broncos in Darwin, the Sharks to

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Newcastle Knights Superstar Captain Kalyn Ponga Exposed

BREAKING NEWS: In a stunning twist, Newscorp is reporting the Newcastle Knights have pulled their five-year contract extension from superstar fullback Kalyn Ponga, opening the door for him to link up with the Dolphins. Ponga was sprung meeting Wayne Bennett

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Samu Kerevi Would Like To Play For The Fijian Drua 

“That’s probably a Super Rugby club I’d go to. They’re playing some outstanding football. They’ve got that broken play flair. If they put some structure around that I think they’d be a very dangerous team, the next couple of years,”

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Tigers Boss Maguire Dead Man Walking

DEAD MAN WALKING that’s Wests Tigers Head Coach Michael Maguire as Wests make their worst start in their NRL history since 2000, following a fifth straight loss this season. Thrashed 30-4 by Cronulla, Wests’ only try came from a Ken Maumalo intercept

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Blockbusting Fijian Wing, Nemani Nadolo returning home?

Reports out of the UK suggest that colossal Flying Fijian Wing Nemani Nadolo, who is now playing for Leicester Tigers in the Guinness Premiership is seeking a move to finish off his career back home down under. The blockbusting Wing would be a perfect role model for the young Fijian Drua players but his A$450,000 salary may put him out of reach.

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The Man with the Phantom Case

What else did we expect? This is Suva and prophecies spread like wildfire, but this being Suva it also had to rain on the public holiday the government declared especially to honour our Fiji Mens 7s Team for creating history

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Too Fast To Believe

‘Now was seen, what many of those present had not believed, the expertness with which these people dodge a shot at the flash of a gun.’ In programme notes for a Scotland Test match at Murrayfield against Fiji, the BBC’s

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